Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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