butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Randomize
