No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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