Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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