I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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