Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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