so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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