Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Randomize
