I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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