Cold hands, warm shart.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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