I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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