I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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