How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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