Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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