Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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