sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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