he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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