we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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