Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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