if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
North Korea, Best Korea!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She even gives head with a lisp.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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