Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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