i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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