she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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