Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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