somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
