I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
ok first of all what the fuck
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Randomize