Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
