fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you win again, gameday.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
