I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
