He disabled his match.com account in front of me
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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