She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i've created a new STD.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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