But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
