I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
sex in a hospital.. check
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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