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I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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