I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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