Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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