bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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