it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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