I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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