New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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