Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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