So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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