Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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