She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
