He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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