I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
