Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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