She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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