Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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