you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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