The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just pee around me
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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