Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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